Monday 14 July 2014

MADAM VERSUS MISTRESS, HUSBAND REFEREES


Adanne has had it up to limit when she decided to look through her husband's phone...she needed to know why an adult man would be caught kissing a phone in the toilet­… she got the shocker of her life as she found a number saved on his phone as "My Tomatoe" she took the number and DIALED IT...
 
Enjoy their conversation.
 
Adanne- Hello
 
Sandra - Ya, who is this?
 
Adanne- My name is Adanne, the legally married wife of the man you have been sleeping with.
 
Sandra- Who? Which man have you been sleeping with?
 
Adanne- Look, don't act innocent, you husband snatcher...devil’s incarnate…
 
Sandra- Who is husband snatcher? Me? (She laughs hysterically)
 
Adanne- Yes, you, you prostitute, you cheap slot...may thunder destroy you, your marriage will never work,  cheap ashawo, husband snatcher…
 
There was silence for a while…then Sandra speaks
 
Sandra- Hmmm, are you finished?  Now I see why your husband wants you out of his house. Its because you are always barking.
 
Adanne- What did you say? Look...you cannot break my home in Jesus name. The living God that I serve would destroy you…I didn't call you to start listening to your rubbish...Listen and listen good, I want you to stop calling my husband for your own good...(Long hiss and drops the call)
 
Adanne's phone rings...same number is calling. She picks up
 
Sandra- You ended the call too fast. I think I should put you in the know of some things…before people would say I am wicked
 
Adanne- Ashawo, what do you want from me? Please leave my husband alone. Osita and I got married 11yrs ago and we have two lovely daughters...go and look for your own husband
 
Sandra- Osita????, is that what you call him?
 
Adanne- How do you mean?
 
Sandra- I was confused if you were referring to my own Ossi-Boy...Sincerely between you and I, your husband complains bitterly about you...
 
Adanne- What did you say?
 

Sandra- You heard me...Ossi-boy complains bitterly about you. He says your food doesn't taste nice anymore since you were diagnosed with diabetes, that you are always tying wrappers all over the place, that you are very dirty...when he comes back from work, the house is always upside down. He even said you don't just satisfy him in bed anymore...that you just lie down like a log of wood, that you are not open to new tricks...and that all your tubes are slack….
 
hello...are you there? (By this time, Adanne is in tears)
 
Adanne- What is your name?
 
Sandra- Is that relevant? Well if you insist, you can call me Duchess...or Tomatoe
 
Adanne- God will surely punish you.
 
Sandra- You should hear the full story before you report me to God...or pronounce his judgment on me.
 
Adanne- The blood of Jesus is against you
 
Sandra- Did you call the blood of Jesus when you started starving Ossi-boy of sex because you work in a bank...? or did you call the blood of Jesus when you lost your husband because you were not willing to try new tricks on bed…
 
Adanne- Jessusss….Osita, how could you do this to me?
(She drops the call)
 
Sandra- This useless woman has dropped on me again. I was on my own when she called me boldly. I will call back. (She dials again)
 
Adanne- (Her phone is ringing but she does not pick...She sobs on)
 
Sandra Picks up her phone and sends an sms which reads "Won't you like to know the sex of our baby? Ossi-boy has done it"
 
Adanne receives the sms. Reads and screams
Adanne - Jesus...(Still in tears, she calls Sandra back)
 
Sandra- Yes, madam Adanne, the legally married wife of Osita. How may I help you?
 
Adanne- You are pregnant for my husband?
 
Sandra- Its just my way of saying thank you for all the care he has lavished on me...
 
Adanne- Can we meet?
 
To be continued...
 
What is your take on this especially to Adanne?

15 comments:

  1. Jenny7:49 am

    can you imagine? kissing a ladys photo in a toilet? men have gone disgusting. Adanne is a fool for calling at all. is that the right thing to do?
    nice one from @bondbetter

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  2. Luchi7:51 am

    that she stopped cooking sweet meals since she was disgnosed wit diabetes..was she forcing her kind of meals on others? the entire family? that would ne very wrong if she did. but not withsyanding if her husband has issues with that, why not just speak up and correct it. some men can be cowards
    Luchi

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  3. Anonymous7:54 am

    Can we see? for what? Its bad enough. if I were you Adanne, I would just turn it all to God

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  4. Anonymous7:54 am

    this woman too cold abeg.

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  5. Anonymous7:59 am

    this is a home without love and their communication has broken down completely, they have allowed the devil use both of them. from their converswation. I think Adanne also played a part in sending her husband out. even tho the man has his weakness and stupidity, she also played a part. for her m,an to be complaining that you don't satisfy her on bed, u ah guilty too. brb
    CC

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  6. Anonymous8:06 am

    Funny hoe men chain themselves.. this woman sounds like a sheep, he prefers the wolf to a sheep. tufia

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  7. Timmie10:22 am

    Husbands - Touch Your Wives: Before marriage, a man can hardly keep his hands off a woman. He finds her body irresistible & touching her unbelievably electrifying. Sadly after marriage most men have to be reminded to touch their wives. Every woman craves for an affectionate tender touch or gentle caress. Put your arms around her & keep her by your side next to your heart. Let your arms be her pillow at night. Songs 2:6-7. Touch her from tip to toe & let your hands minister to her & satisfy her physical needs daily. Songs 5:4. “Let her breasts satisfy you at all times,” Proverbs 5:19. “Let her kiss intoxicate you” Songs 1:2. “Drink from your well” Proverbs 5:15 & Let her well quench your thirst. Hug her, lift her, kiss her, & massage her. She didn't come with a remote control – touch your wife.

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  8. Tglasses11:24 pm

    D deed has been done aleady, I wonder why she wants to see d woman. She should just accept her fate and find a way of winning d heart of her husband back

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  9. What I will do if I find my man pecjking his phone in the toilet?
    Well it depends on the person he is talking with. You don't have to conclude yet until you know who he is discussing with cos he may be pecking his sister, mom or friend

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  10. Any way it depends sha if your hubby is a womanizer, you don't need a mirror and according to what you said, it deends on where he was before the call came. like me I can stay in the toilet and read newspaper

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  11. Timmie2:15 am

    From the tele-conversation, it looks like Adanne is a nagging house wife, that makes it difficult for her husband to cope and she shouldn't have called Sandra, so likely, the husband finds comfort ion the other woman, although its not an excuse, the scripture made it clear it is better to dwell in the corner of the house top, than with a browling woman and in a wide house " so I feel Adanne over step territory

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  12. Timmie2:22 am

    Remb, she did not respect the privacy of her husband by not only checking his phone but calling back that same number...she has the right but she should have controlled her anger, clearly the bible says "be ye angry and sin not"

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  13. Laura C1:03 am

    @Timmie, I don't understand you. at a point I thought who is this guy preaching but the preaching is okay.. but what I cant understand is why you think Adanne should be blamed and you never point out the wtrong of her husband. the real cause of all these issues. You can blame her all you want but don't forget that a woman doesn't just react, we give equivalent reactions to your actions. abeg

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  14. too bad, its so anoying to know, most men and women married for convinence, not putting love and companoinship in mind, then to worsen matter most women imediately after i do, for get to mentain those things that got dan attracted to u, y tie wrapper around d house while u were wearing bom shorts and sleevless before d marriage, pls keep d attraction. men, pls communicate and help in making her look d way u want other than cause those issues out side ur home

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  15. Well I do not know how True sandra's claims of having children for ossy boy, but which ever way, Adanne shouldn't have stated cursing Sandra immidiately. She be witch?
    Nice post though

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